RANK XEROX MCEES

Kel from sat town
Ok lets go now
Rank xerox mcees mcees mcees

Verse 1 (Kel FST)
Dont make me spark like plugs/
I spark with no love fake Noah pray ur ark sinks before u get ashore/
U'r the reason that i go to the store/
Am buying bug sprays and more/
End u rap pests knocking on my door/
Av gat an ax for ur giraffe necks/
I grip it tight like an Aztec/
Am uncontrolled susbstance like Inspectah Deck/
Ready to do justice on u league of fools/
Buzzing on my privacy dude dat is so not cool/
U see dem with A4 papers all the time/
Tryna photocopy everybit of my rhyme/
P.hd in xenography at the U.N.I/
U and I can never jell buzz off to ur beehive suckers/

(Hook)
Rank xerox mcees x6
Ra..ra..ra..ra Rank xerox mcess

Verse 2 (Lakes Brizzle)
Oh ohh..am a gorilla/
Bape down to my feet high like a reefa/
Got money off the streets purple makes me realler/
So sleek like Makida..damn she got it/
Haters couldnt catch up cos am on a bugatti/
Am cruising it while y'all looking at it/
Kel FST on the mazeratti/
Love kill slowly like ed -hardy/
Always 'Fly' even when i dress 'Plane'/
Flows so wet like i just left the rain/
I dont smoke but on dis track i smoke like a train/
I aint putting my pad down cos am in love with this rap game/
I rep sat town..a lotta 'Brains' no 'Pinky'/
Just 'Nuvo' get it/
I got more kicks than judo/
I do me i dont need ur kudos/
You dont know me..am like tomorrow..oh oh..
Yeah..purple illusions....

Hook
Same as above..

Verse 3 (Capital-C)
Yeah BFC ni**a
Uhnn..eh yo..

Still on the quest to manifest every gift he was blessed with/
Its no secret unprotected sex is like a death wish/
Devilish with his thoughts/
when he reminisces on days he stole s**t and got caught..nemesis/
Reading scriptures..verses from the book of Genesis/
Thats when he realise that real love does exist in our midsts/
So quit playing tricks or get hurt/
Broken to pieces like new frame i just bought/
From the shop around the corner without proofs/
Aint no other place to keep ur car safe but in roofs/
So when it rains ur families get showered with money/
Dark and lovely how the flow sticks to ur head/
Permanently like tatoos without the infra reds/
Flashing jewels and u will get robbed instead/
Its been a long tome coming believe me i aint lie-ing/
Check my 'ID' to see am 'D1' primetiming/

Hook
Same as above

RESPECT MY CONGLOMERATE

Yeah...sat town
Notorious K.E.L

Verse
My flow is 'Sure' i get a tick all day/
Am rare like green grass in hay/
Supreme class gunnin for that pay/
I sip brew with my peeps all day/
Spread love is the Sat Town way/
The Pastees and Alomo get me tipsy/
Now u wana diss me.u neva R-E-S-P-E-C-T/
Dumb fool..i'll hang u upside down/
Crack ur head with a bottle/
Dont ever mess with Kel From Sat Town/
Local champion like my man Abess/
My vocal tampons when i hurt u aferwards mehn am nice i attest/
Also known in many zones homez/
Dont throw rocks at my throne/
Bomb ur homes with a million flintstones/
My ozone is so ill see me now/
Now my life like a movie at the ozone e-cinema/
They watch close i never deplete in bit rate/
I sound good so respect my conglomerate

100 BARS

Intro
Cheah..notorious k.e.l
Uhnn..raise ur hands up
Sat town in the building mehn.
U know how we do..
Keeping it live real and original..cheah
The mixtape in the session
Wot it do..x4
Ha ha..check me out baby
Check how i flow..c'mon

Verse
Am the lad that was born to be bad/
Since birth av been glad/
U'r so low in content u were born to be 'jad' when i put a 'dot' in front/
U were born to be sad/
Am a Real Ambitious Dude i was born to be RAD/
Am so Bube when i spit the flow/
Get used to it cos am packing many heat/
For all of u Waingrows..never wanna see the fame grow/
But thats stale in my sight/
Like Wurdplay decamping from Mic Knights/
My grip on my mic tight..i never release/
Elevating to new heights rap my way with ease/
Like hot knife through butter/
Am loyal like am Bruce Waynes butler/
Omo butter but am spitting from the gutter/
Gimme 'Hi 5'..let us 'Face the Book'/
When my rap nine 'Twitters' mudafu**as get shook/
And they clear and gimme 'Myspace'/
These days pretty 'Singles wanna Net' with their cleavages in my face/
My pace above 220 on the gauge/
Pack more speed than Keanu when i hit the stage/
With a lotta rage..when i Ironman flow u better have my 'Stark' waiting in the briefcase/
K.E.L the Cosa Nostra/
Blessing mics everyday like am supposed tah/
Call me Godfather..the don baba going farther/
I talk less listen more so i stay smarter/
Uhnn..am far from a waka wicki mcee/
Sweet flows u wanna ina sun shaba kiki/
Like eba kiki..i block throats when they flow theres always intervals of coughs and they choke/
I do it spik and span and pretty with a tan/
Dudes say my flows gonna live forever like peter pan/
And with a green vest on the chest/
Mehn am proudly naija cos am best from the rest/
Crack the egg from the nest heading west for the quest/
My hands are on deck cos i thirst to be first/
My flows u ingest..ur dough u invest/
Now am heading to the bank with loads of intrest/
Be 'Guaranteed' that u have my 'Trust' fool/
Come autumn come 'Spring' am never distrustful/
My 'Diamond' flows stays afloat not 'Oceanic'/
Pinky bet it this time am heading for the rap 'Zenith'/
My hearts in my act am making an impact/
I say it with facts am right and exact/
'okwa okwa' dat ibo boy/
Making dat ibo noise blessing tha ibo loins/
They try to take away my rap joy/
So i make 'em swim in rivers without a life buoy/
Toys..is what these breeds be to me/
Lil seeds am the fu***ing iroko tree/
Am going Usain Bolt on the beat/
Just convert the metres to bars i raise up the heat/
I do it faster than him av got quick feet/
Pardon me i mean av got quick lips and quick teeth/
Hey whats beef..beef is when mcees wanna see K.E.L in body bags/
They wanna make me breathe in hell with pillow gags/
Stupid fags am a happy dog my tail still wags/
Braaaagggg!!!...am untouchable De Niro be my alias/
Kick more arse that Sidney Bristow in Alias/
Give em gas let 'em puff to death/
Light a match start a fire let 'em cough to death any spot ama win/
Intresting together me and this rap thing we'r like siamese twins/
I do it fast and free like chinese Jin/
Sharp guy 'Super Bad' u can call me McLovin/
I do it pretty often and my siblings/
Say it must be inherent in all my offsprings/
Uhnn..love wan tin tin/
Sat town drop flows that they want tin tin/
Never that..i never front tin tin/
Am for good never evil so am far from 'Constantin'/
Always gat my dogs with me like i was Tin Tin/
Am the dude with the wickedest sound like Ms Thing/
Uhnn..In the bin is where i put their shit talk/
Am not a blood but hommie i can creep walk/
So gimme blue carpet treatment like Snoop Dogg/
Any vato that bugs am gonna make his blood clog/
Heaven i need a hug/
U gotta come through for dudes and embrace a thug/
I need protection from my enemies/
Make 'em flee cos they're buzzing on my privacy like they be bumble bees/
Please to the moon take ur brawl/
I sweat it out with jogs hating on me is cholesterol/
I devour u with lyrics until u test the floor/
Am the law breaking jaws impeccably without a flaw/
And its flawless victory/
When i get my M.K on u more or less is history/
U neva make it rain ur life is drizzly/
U heard right fear me cos am grizzly/
Mafia music..Mario Puzo should do a flick on K.E.L and my hommie Ross Rick/
Cold blooded flows u can say am frostbit/
Am 'Notjustok' cos my 'Sturvs' is the s**t/
Cap says am his ginger/
Dats my blood anyday our raps ee go linger/
On and on cos we'r sat town hustlers/
I aint gotta prove am a super dooper star/
Its the 97th..bar/
Heading for 100..ahhh../
Notorious K.E.L strifes/
Naija..naija..its naija for life/

A 100 bars is 1 to a god mcee x2
K.E.L still keeping it real with T.C.T
E.I.E for life...bretherens..

ONE MORE TIME

Verse 1
Shes like a warm hug after drench from the skys rain/
She my dawg and her smile takes away the pain/
Diamond in mud shes a diva she nasty/
I love the 'Oha' soup and how she moulds up the 'achi'/
Nice curves like a David Beckham freekick/
I show love when i bed her with a lick lick/
Tick tick and we'r 4 hours gone/
Funny how time flies when u'r bom bi di bom bom-ing/
K.E.L u'r beautiful..
L.R, show the ladies how we do

(Lione Richie sample sings on)

Verse 2
She got my heart in her palms/
Shes my leaf on the palms/
And her love steady blows me off like napalm/
Draw her close never keep at arms lenght/
Cos she my number 1, number 2, number 3 down to the tenth/
Shes the cut on my skin i feel her/
Shes the real drill to me i dig her/
Fight in the day & sex in the night/
She gimme respect babygirl am never gonna leave ur sight/
Mr L...lets go verse 2 c'mon..

(Lionel Richie sample sings on)

PINNACLE FLOWS (FREESTYLE)

(Intro)
Cheah...K.E.L..sat town..cheah
Excellence Is Expected on the beat..cheah..
Uhnn..Lets go
One two...one two...cheah..
One two..one two
Check it out people..c'mon..uhnn

Verse
They say the streets is high tension/
U gotta have bird feet..walk around bare feet/
Hommie u are dead meat/
Am a hawk..and my hustle never 6feet/
The bustle that i muscle keep my wings at the peak/
Its pinnacle flows and we'r pent house pimpin'/
Huge smoke from the blows while the Henny bottle dripping/
I see the hating behind sight/
The sound of ma voice make 'em fakers wanna hush up like midnite/
They loose voice like bumble bee/
Its K.E.L spitting any mic i be Shia Lebouef-ing/
We hustle to transform into somthing/
Forgetting reforms..its blood eye for the nigerian dream/
Hustle never stops..on the streets..combat shorts and tank tops/
Duffle bag across the shoulder dats whats up/
Still loyal to game i never remain heady/
So i can smile one day like the hip hop award heady/

Cheah...raise ur hands up..sat town
E.I.E still in the mix
Notorious kay kay kay kay...
Notorious K.E.L

WHEN IT COMES TO SEX ft ZINO

(Intro) Zino
Uhh no...uhh yeah yeah..uhh uhh uhh hmm hmm..
Hmm hmm..Zino
Kel, kel, kel, Kel FST...yeah uhmm hmm

(Hook) Zino
Omo eleh to lon gbeju
Wa si le wa shey fun brosu
Ja gbe itan le itan
Oh uhh ohh
Oh uhh uhh...yeahhh

Verse 1 (Kel FST)
Uhnn..when it comes to sex am everlasting like the sphinx/
Especially if am high on a couple of Heineken drinks/
What do u think am not a one minute man/
Raise ur skirt with my right hand pull ur pants down with my left/
Suck on ur chest and tickle ur left breast/
The right nipple getting strong so i cool it down with an icecube on/
Foreplay u till u crave for me/
Now u'r all wet and begging me to ride ur hmmm/
Never worry ama part ur hips and do what u like/
But first u gotta use ur lips and sprout my black mic/
Yeah babygirl thats what am talking about/
Pull ur lips out let me make u scream and shout/
But wait a sec i want the wildest passion/
Let me strap on my wet n wild condom make u speak in tongue till u come/
Now lay me down and gimme a bumpy ride/
Cutie pie..u know i cant resist ur backside ahn ahn/

(Hook) Zino
Same as above x2

Verse 2 (Kel FST)
When it comes to sex i always depend on my black mic/
Cos it rides p***y like dudes do to harley bikes like/
1 broad i met while i was taking a stroll/
After rap sessions with top dawgs inside the studio/
As a dude i introduce myself/
The i smelt...hmm..baby i love the perf/
That u putting on/
Whats ur name cutie where u from/
I dont think i ever saw a chick like u in so long/
She giggle..then she said her name was Kristeen/
I wiggle..inside my shorts my thing was bulging/
I swear to u she was a tight feminine/
And i didnt waste time just to get into her skin/
She aint as cute as Mya but this b***es breast was 'Like wo'/
Her shape will make ur jaw drop slow and say oh/
Also..one thing that amazed my soul/
The dames arse was as round as the 'O' of Giotto/

(Hook) Zino
Same as above x2

Bridge (Zino)
Girl am really feeling ur body
Anytime i see u am feeling like a body jeep
See the way shes critical
I see in ur eyes u want me as i want u girl
Let me be the one whos gonna take u
To those places that u'v never been
Dont u know am here for u

Hook...x1

10 BROAD COMMANDMENTS

(Intro)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Uhnn...Its the 10 broad commandments word!!
1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6...ding
1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6..ding
1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...ding
Kel from sat town
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9....10

Verse
I'v been in satty for years..many chicks on the streets/
Toasting is important so we'd end up on their sheets/
But my fellas are the wrong toasters/
So i set the rules cos with these chicks am a Cosa Nostra/
Rule nombre uno...never let no girl know/
How much dough u hold cos u know/
Uhnn....They'll try to feast Mr Biggs, Tantees/
Shopping spree without u seeing the string of their panties/
Number 2...never intro her to ur crew/
Unless u'v seen her for 6months plus build ur trust/
cos ur baby may be eyeing that bros/
If u spend quality time i bet u'll be all she wants/
Number 3..never trust no girl please/
If she says she's had sex twice multiply by four times/
Equal that to eight times (or more)/
I don chilled with many chicks so i know all their tricks and cheats/
Number 4...she's gonna be knocking on ur door/
Coming back for more as long u'r close to alomo/
Number 5...always keep her guessing whats the next move/
8 in ten girls love a spontaneous dude/
Number 6...she dont return ur calls hommie dead it/
She say she know MLV..my bros please forget it/
Seven...this rule is so complicated/
never look cheap to her or u will be underated/
Try to give space sometimes/
Make her like u then withdraw and see how she reacts with time/
Number 8...never put a babe above a brother/
Cos weneva ur ship sinks she's hopping on another/
Number 9...never always be on time/
make sure shes there before u its a game of the mind/
But try to say sweet things about her hair-do/
Draw the line never make her feel important and kool/
Number 10...this ones for all my sharp men/
If u'r together and it gets quiet kiss on her lips/
Put ur hands on her hips caress/
She says no she means yes/
Thats the pincode of the trips/
Now follow these rules u'll be glad yo'/
I know many peeps look at me now and say Kel u bad ooo/
I aint bad am just speaking from experience/
K.E.L..sat town..10 broad commandments..word!!/
cheah!!!..aahan..K.E.L...sat town 10 broad commandments..word!!/
Once again..K.E.L...sat town 10 broad commandments/